Arranging books by colour is book arranging for people who do not read!

“I roll, uh, a twenty, so my Magic Missile does 30 HP of damage, which is, which is, uh, marvelous.”

Of course its worth asking “why?” for 9/11 and Jan 6. We should do our best to understand why people do extreme and violent things. Their violence does not automatically invalidate the same grievances of other people.

Trying to understand why some group of people is producing violent extremists doesn’t mean all…

A million times this: my biggest life goal now is to figure out how to never see or talk to anyone ever again.

The pandemic has had the opposite effect on me. I’ve found I no longer want to talk to or possibly even see other people ever again. People are terrible.

Oh! I designed a pin for just this moment!!

I use that, and this:

Fortunately I’m far too perfect to be the first type.

Nah, you’re good. Unless.....

The suspect has not left the Suez Canal for three weeks.

If they’re already harassing you a lot like in this case?

I find it amusing that you didn’t even address the biggest problem with this. You are obviously an iPhone user. And iPhone users are completely ignorant to how these ‘tapbacks’ are received by Android users. Sam liked “blah blah blah super long annoying message sent right back to me, etc. etc.” And of course, iPhone…

Hopefully Spider-Man doesn’t kill anyone with his radioactive sperm.

Islam is the third largest religion in the US.

What a strange hill to want to die on.

Zach Braff as HIM.

I prefer The Money Pit.

Awww...now I miss Gawker’s “Best Restaurant in New York.”

The Vision is one of the best comics I’ve ever read that explores humanity and its ideals.

There’s two Dakotas for the same reason there are two Carolinas. The early settlement focused on the southern part of the region, the people who went north felt isolated from the political center of power, and eventually in frustration demanded a separation.