A rotisserie chicken can give you a variety of meals throughout the week be eaten in its entirety, in your underwear, while you’re leaning over the sink.

Look, as an old, I need to ensure that the onion on my belt does not hang longer than the hem of my short pants, and thusly my short pants just meet my knee, as a belt onion is harder to come by than are short pants. 

“It’s a hamburger, made of out meat, on a bun, with nothing, add ketchup if you want, I could care less” -Ron Swanson

One of them should totally be a Roadrunner/Coyote anime.

So all the jokes the original show made at the expense of the Bush Jr. administration just went right over your head in 2004, huh?

Your clothes are red!