What is she even talking about? Every single globe I’ve seen on television was flat. There are no spheres on TV, only circles.

Conspiracy theorists getting even deeper into conspiracies after getting into government jobs make perfect sense - every time they receive any opposition or don’t get 100% of what they want it’s proof that there’s a secret corrupt organization behind/above the “people’s government” that prevents the “real elected…

Texas, I think, would be the next biggest target for “Great for Business Incentives, Shit for Civilized Society” state.

I don’t have the background or vocabulary to properly explain why I’ve loved Daft Punk so much, especially their later catalogue, and why this is a pretty good encapsulation
but I’ll try ...

Multipli-CITY - the clones have moved out to form a utopian commune of all Dougs. 

Had a relative with bleeding issues and we went through Hydrogen Peroxide like it was water. Nothing better for getting blood out because it denatures the proteins in the blood and makes all the little chemical bits easier to wash away.

I didn’t learn any of this from school, but I knew most of it from online curiosity.

Was expecting to see “The Distinguished Gentleman” with Eddie Murphy playing a conman that tricks his way into a seat in congress.

Was expecting this one, but I guess it’s less a “debate” and more just a mystery.
Was it gold? Drugs? Marcelis Wallace’s soul?
I think it was trouble. 

One evening my very tired sister cried out in exasperation, “You know I can’t read sticks!” after having trouble reading an analog clock.

Yeah, for a while when I was younger I thought Maher was a progressive because he was an asshole to Republicans and it was funny. Then I realized he was also an asshole to Democrats, and POCs, and women, and queer people, and basically anyone he could throw a barb at. That’s when I figured out he was just an asshole,…

The obvious answer is, “In M’ah BELLEH!”

Okay, I don’t know if anyone will see this because this article is a little old, but I think I’ve got the hotdog/sandwich thing figured out:
A sandwich is an assembly of pieces of things* in bread.
(*down to the limiting case of one piece of a thing)

#7 - The flashing-light thing was something my dad taught me that surprisingly few people seem to know.
Quick flash of the brights means you’re clear to change lanes/take other action. Afterward a quick flash of the hazard lights sends a “thank you”.

Great article! Skimmed it during a distraction break from work and it seems there are many good tips, some I’ve seen before and a few new.
I will now tuck the tab away into the sector of my tab forest designated for “Productivity/Self-Improvement Hacks” (just left of the Recipes I’m definitely going to try) where I…

No. No man...Shit no. I believe somebody’d get their ass kicked for doin’ something like that.

Trying to figure out if I’m a closet narcissist because I immediately clicked this article because I needed to confirm that I’m not exhibiting narcissistic symptoms.

These have been indispensable for washing masks.

Seconding Sexton. Smooth taste, and super cool hexagonal bottle with fancy skull-boy.

Gonna add one: Water!
Hydrate, pace yourself, and (at least try) to minimize tomorrow’s hangover. Slainte!