I’m guessing you’re avoiding the question because you realized that you’re wrong. No big deal. It happens.

True story. Back in 2007 I found an iPod that had been left in a cab. At first I thought: sweet - Spare iPod! Mine is about to crap out. But then my better judgement caught up and I scanned the iPod for contact info. There were playlists like “Petey jams” and eventually I found some contacts and emailed a few people.…

California law considers alcoholism to be a disability. That’s absurd. Alcoholism is not a disability, nor is it a disease.

I don’t know how Sark doesn’t win this case: USC should have known something was wrong with him after he bought an Apple Watch

Because they don’t serve Old Crow at Dairy Queen, they keep telling you.

June 17, 2006: Marshall and longtime girlfriend Rasheedah Watley both filed police reports alleging physical abuse by the other in a long altercation at an Orlando apartment. No arrests or charges were made.

Why is the Turkish training base so close to a massive ISIS stronghold?

And the biggest hypocrite award goes to....Turkey!
Jet spends 7 seconds(or less) in their airspace uninvited and they shoot it down. They put tanks on another country’s soil uninvited and even Iraq has the sense to talk to the UN before blowing anything up. Can we kick them out of NATO yet? This is hauntingly similar…

I get your point, but perhaps Winston isn’t the player to hang your hat on.

This kid has absolutely no respect for the game! (but in a heady, blue-collar kind of way)

You did say the upstanding dweeb meme was inexplicable....

You mean if he took something from an unwilling participant? I guess hypotheticals will have to do.

That was so racist and I’m offended. I’m calling for the President of Michigan State to step down immediately

“Ungrateful Little Negro Doesn’t show proper respect and raises serious off-the-field character issues”.

Missed that, thanks. Makes it even stranger! Cook seems like a real tool, and I still don’t get how a QB with 0 TDs gets MVP.

This is what happens when the nearest city with a professional team is Jacksonville, FL (165 miles away) and you live in Bumfuck, GA. Half the people that go to the games have probably never even left the county.

Contemplate the futility of human existence?

Actually those answers are pretty good.

Baylor could use a quarterback...

what the fuck did i just watch