It’s still a thing of beauty.

I have 2 thoughts:

I love you.

We already do! Haven’t you heard? Barack Obama is a Kenyan-born secret gay socialist Muslim.

This is the only breakdown of christianity that has ever made me LOL. Well done, Internet stranger!

She fits the profile to be wife #4.

Thank you for saying this. Without special equipment, there is no way for networks or rating companies to know what people are or are not watching.

I don’t work on Fridays so I will be off anyway, and I plan to spend the day making snacks and signs for the march on Saturday. But I am taking the day off on Monday to go see Rachel Maddow and Ana Navarro speak about the election. At least it all gives me something to look forward to.

Yeah, I know. Being a nurse helps to translate some of that coded language. He’s in the ICU on a vent. Respiratory failure secondary to pneumonia in someone of that age and in his state of poor health is ominous, indeed.

I truly cannot wrap my brain around that. How do they fall asleep at night or amuse themselves when they want to be in the same room while their family watches football? What do they do while they’re sitting on the beach or riding public transportation? I mean, I’m a third year law student with a full time job and a…

It did! It was so awesome.

I can’t listen because work, but watching this even without the sound was glorious. Watching his smile fade and then the fidgeting spoke volumes. At one point it looked like he might cry. I look forward to being able to listen to the audio later today.

I am completely obsessed with “reality” TV- all the Housewives and an assortment of Bravo’s other offerings, to be exact. It’s like popcorn for my brain. It’s totally devoid of anything useful, but still relatively harmless and satisfying. I would never, ever, in a billion years suggest or come to believe that a…

Let’s not be so quick to revise history, OK? The fact is that the Bush family has been in bed with the Saudi oil cartel since forever. Under Bush Sr. we started a war that we couldn’t finish in order to protect those interests, and thousands of Americans died as a result. That paved the way for W’s administration to…

I am going straight to hell, because the first thing I thought when I heard this news was, “if he dies (and he could die, because he’s old and frail) today or tomorrow, the news would totally overshadow the inauguration, which would totally go up Cheeto Mussolini’s ass sideways.”

I am a person of average intelligence. Both my wife and I have graduate degrees, and our kid is not academically or behaviorally challenged in any way. We send her to school and my wife and I go to work so that we can all get away from each other for a while. Our kid attends a fantastic public school (for which we are…

Let’s not forget that he alone can fix this country. He. Alone.

I think we can all agree that there are a LOT of American traditions that need not be continued just because they are traditional.

Who dismissed this insightful and absolutely correct comment?

You know what show I WISH were as prescient as Scandal is?