YES, IT'S TRUE. THIS MAN HAS NO DICK.

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@avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus I do feel pretty bad that, despite my friends and myself having LOVED Django Unchained, all we were talking about was that fucking trailer after we left. XD

OH GOD, I was trying so hard to keep my shit together in the theater when watching that trailer, though practically everyone in the theater was tearing up from laughter.

WHOOP WHOOP WOO WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP

WHOOP WHOOP WOO WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP

Good for Your Soul is most definitely my favorite Oingo Boingo album, but good lord, I must've listened to "Insects" hundreds of times when all I had was their Skeletons In The Closet best-of album. I don't think that song has ever left any of my playlists since, now that I think about it…

The first time I saw this quite a while ago, I laughed my ass off at the Puke Skywalker line — not only because it was dreadful, but basically because that was the nickname my dad gave me after seeing Star Wars Episode I in theaters with a horribly weak stomach. XD

I suppose that's because drinking about thirteen gallons of Bourbon would've killed a normal human being.

The Killers: 2 oz. of Cocaine. Never would've guessed.