#FTFY

“Smells like another shrill attempt to smear technology that works, so that some congressman can shove some software contracts favorable to his constituents into an appropriations bill.”

Heh, I’m thinking someone somewhere is annoyed they can’t press the button from their personal server

That interior looks like the apartment from The Fifth Element.

Maybe your GTI only has those ten horsepower when the ECU senses it’s been hooked to a dyno.

They don’t even need engineers. Here’s how to make these systems safer:

Oh, say can you see, by my car’s dim dome lights
What so barely we stole, with our parents spare key-ring?

I’d rather find a stock one.