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Asking to make my husband laugh his ass off when I present it as a Christmas gift.

I totally get the post-constipation poop. I do not have those. I just get diarrhea and hate everything.

Hey, you got your husband without cheating on someone else. You’re doing great! And having a good rep with a collection of places is a good place to be in your career!

God same. Also, people who misuse “bless your heart” and think they’re hilarious. It is not JUST to be shady. It can be sincere. And you’re doing the shady part wrong.

Not to hijack, but I was running around my apartment in undies and a tank yesterday, and Mr. Naked said, “Oh, um, you have a spot on the back of your underwear.” And I had to remind him what period panties were, even though I used to have the devil’s flow, but I’ve been without one for a few years now due to Mirena

I don’t know how to add gifs, but never has the elevator in The Shining seemed more appropriate. Godspeed, my dear.

As someone who has basically yelled “WHY?” during period poops, I understand this immediately. They are the worst.

Love to you and yours. I have chronic pain that took almost two years to get under control, and I understand the sort of pride you’re dealing with with Mr. P. (No, I will not sit down even though I am completely exhausted. We’re only gonna be in line five minutes! And then immediately need nap.), and I wish you the

I recently read a book on the Yates case. The mother-in-law wasn’t late; they were leaving Andrea alone for about an hour every morning because Rusty decided she could handle it and didn’t see the big deal in doing it even though he had been told by numerous mental health professionals to not leave her alone. When he

Given the power of Kris, it’s possible the two seasons was contractually obligated if they decided to pick up the pilot. Kris knows how to negotiate a contract, and I feel like she was definitely involved with Cait’s.

South Park’s take down of her as a hero was amazing. “She’s still the same bad person,” (paraphrase) was the perfect take home.

thirty one!! That’s the name of that one! My biggest beef is that all my friends in the midwest are doing it, but I don’t live there any longer, yet I get added to their fucking groups about it. Like, come on, pretend you’re paying attention to who you invite to those things on facebook.

No, thank goodness, and she likely won’t because she’s got two toddlers and on the way. I’m counting the seconds until she’s selling candles.

This is my second-favorite story about this Breitbart being awful. My first favorite is just how much Milo is being allowed to use the site as his personal soapbox now that twitter has banned him. He won’t shut up about how he’s being censored and how everyone is biased and is using the place he works at to push how

I have a friend going through her second or third pyramid scheme. First it was make-up, then bags, and now she’s on body creams and scrubs. Just waiting for the day it’s supplements.

“product of the time” arguments (which is basically what Clint is arguing here) piss me off so much. You are of the CURRENT TIME because you are not dead. Learn some shit and stop talking like everyone’s drunken racist grandpa at Christmas.

I will take two of those centerpieces because I love that tacky thing. Fill it with velvet flowers!

I thought the cat was gonna match to Elijah Wood because giant eyes.

Your dad was being a huge dick. I’m sorry.

I was six when a nine-year-old relative raped me. Children can and do sexually assault other children. I did not consent to sexual contact, and it was forced upon me. By your rules of consent, I wasn’t raped because we were both kids.