With you on this, though I love JLD so much, I find those Old Navy commercials hilarious. I am part of the problem.

I think it’s part of his massive bulk up for Baywatch. He has potato face. Channing Tatum is generally super ripped and has the same thing.

Honest getting sued is almost a drinking game at this point. Does Jessica Alba break through my wall and tackle me if I drink non-organic, not-locally sourced coffee that actually has caffeine in it?

I was 100% Team Bertha and Team Jane Leave His Stupid Ass and Stay Gone when I read it. The amount Rorchester (sp?) lied to Jane about what was happening and literally was willing to crash her reputation by marrying her while he was still married to Bertha made me hate him. Even after he got all contractually…

Yeah, but the two day sugar coma will let you catch up on your sleep.

It always tasted like cheap coffee and grit to me. Had a friend who swore by it, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have taste buds.

I remember the first time I found an RC Cola in PDX. I’m from down south where it’s pretty common, and I just stared before muttering, “hipsters,” under my breath like I was cursing them. Which isn’t fair because I like RC, but I know why it’s on shelves.

Cultural Relativism and a staunch refusal to think about why people don’t have the capacity after being violently assaulted to immediately turn around and file a report at a place where they may be talked out of the charge because “well, you were drunk.” Okay. You just enjoy yourself over here.

I’m sure all the infant to 12 year olds getting molested by family members will totally be in a place to do this ridiculous thing you’re demanding.

That sounds like wonderful catharsis. Good for you!

How long until this is all over my Facebook feed with glittery backgrounds and minions?

I got into an argument with an anti-vax person once (and only once), and she threw out the “not 100% effective” line, and I saw red and pointed out that cancer treatments are WAY below 100% effective, so why even have them?! She got mad and called me heartless and completely missed my point.

If so, he can sue her for defamation of character.

My money’s on the Babadook.

On hormonal rage nights, the only answer is gummy worms and martinis. I keep my rage classy and chewy.

Have you been checked for endometriosis or PMDD? Because that sounds awful as fuck and if you have either, there are drugs.

And once an hour, someone needs to squeeze their junk so it hurts super bad, and just as they feel better, squeeze it again. It’s the closest I can come to simulating cramps.

I was super lucky at having a friend who goes to a up-and-up chiro so I didn’t have to worry about someone I chose trying to convince me that crystals would balance my knee pain. The most woo-woo thing my chiro has done is recommend tumeric for inflammation. Other than that, it’s all body work and no time wasted on…

Go back to bed, Grandpa.

8-years married and super happy, but one of the deciding factors on tying the knot versus just living together was that we didn’t live in a state that recognized domestic partnerships on insurance.