I love that I sit here as anecdotal evidence to disprove literally everything he says. It’s rare I get to so enjoy my 8-years, no kids, super-qualified and super-bookworm self to such a degree and know it’s likely pissing off this bag of rabid badgers dressed in a man suit.

It’s that dance card. It taught them it was polite to share.

::car noises as the egg moves through the Fallopian tube::

It’s my favorite of theirs, and I have all of them because they are a delight. I think my favorite line is when it explains the dance card, and Mary Jo just goes, “That’s weird.”

I’m actually reading a recent biography right now, and I’m coming close to the lobotomy part and just sort of holding my breath.

T’Challa slapping Tony will forever be perfect.

Well, hey there, my major intimacy issue (But if I don’t fix them, who will???? I have an answer now and it’s: not fucking me because it’s not my job).

I got the fully loaded house husband: He works from home, is happy I make enough to support us both so he can pursue his profession (and I’m in a profession I love), and he takes care of the house/chores to the point all we have to do on the weekends is relax. And we’ve got the bonus that no one in our immediate…

Try the Goodwill on MLK near New Cascadia. They always have great stuff, and the prices are super reasonable. I’ve found so much stuff there.

Oh, my god, that Goodwill is a joke. It consistently amuses me that the vintage places up the block are reliably cheaper.

The first and only time I made it to the bins, I found an exact replica of my very favorite jeans I’d ever had, and I thought, “OMG this place is awesome.” And then I went home and had a massive head cold for a week, no doubt due to the fact it’s the bins. I stick to the organized Goodwills now. The dust gives me a…

Jenny can be directly linked to measles and whooping cough coming back. I’d call that blighty.

Renner fan here. I think he’s a very good actor, but the more I see him in interviews lately, the more disappointed I am in him as a human being. Which sucks, because I really thought he was gonna be one of the chill ones.

Keep a job until you get a new one. I’ve had to do it a couple of times, and oh, if only I had known that civil suits were an option.

Someone else posted a summary, and it is not for me at all, but I’m glad you liked it!

That’s just a list of shit I never want to read. Holy crap.

Someone help me out. I remember a former friend once reading me an incredibly long opening description of the sun rising over LA. It was literally just a long list of things the sun was hitting like it was supposed to be high art or something. I cannot remember the author’s name, but if FEELS like it might have been…

In her FAQ:

I’m about 50/50, but I have a bad habit of reversing how I’m doing it midway.

You can do side ones, but again, no scalp showing save the part down the middle.