Yeah, Brad has never seemed terribly bright. A very inconsiderate and tone-deaf statement, to be sure, but not malicious.

Yes! I have had so many dreams about Stephen Colbert. We are always blissfully in love and happy. No actual sex happens in the dream, but dream-me is aware our sex life is very satisfying and robust. In real life, I always had a crush on him, but now I think I actually love him.

My favorite dream ever was about Stephen Colbert! He was wearing a sweater vest and we were in love and it was Christmas. No sex, but it was so happy and magical that I think about it all the time.

My ex and I (still in contact every so often) have recurring sex dreams about each other. We know this because it’s usually the first topic of discussion when we do talk. There end up being a lot of eerie coincidences in them, like specific settings, cars, themes. And after reading this article before bed, I woke up…

This was almost 20 years ago, but it still freaks me out.

I am married and have been married for 10 years but years ago, I started having this recurring sex dream with an old Ex in it, actually 2 Exes ago.

I had one with my father too. And all I remember was that he was totally flaccid but I was still trying. eugh.

I’m eternally gray so no one will ever see this but...

I had a dream that I had sex with a dolphin. In the dream I was at Seaworld and had accidentally dropped my ring in the dolphin’s pool/tank, and one of the male dolphins found it and brought it back to me on the tip of his dolphin penis, so I had sex with him to say Thank You. It was weird.

This summer, I had a sex dream about Rob Ford (yes, that’s the crack smoking ex-mayor of Toronto). In the dream we were married, and had people coming over for dinner in 20 minutes - so I convinced him we should sneak in a quickie before our guests arrived (yes, I convinced HIM). We then proceeded to have intense sex,…

And a couple more short ones, just because the plethora of weird sex dreams I have could become a novel.

1) I was fucked by the entire cast of Magic Mike on the floor while surrounded by the entirety of my male friend group from college (15+guys).

I recently did IVF. The day of my egg retrieval, I was teetering far too close to the hormone levels that would result in OHSS, so my doctor made the decision that we would fertilize, then freeze immediately, and see what’s up in a month or so when my ovaries were a less scary size.

So, we could accept that almost everyone has children and make work and government policies that allow women (and men!) to prioritize having children when they are most able to do so healthily. Orrrrrr....we could push wealthy women to spend lots of money on an Invasive procedure which may or may not even solve the…

Oh boy, i’ve got a doozy.

This is a beautiful story

I’m reporting in because of the above phrase ‘Refuse you a Cat’, not because this is the worst Thanksgiving Story, but because I’m living this story RIGHT NOW. I am AT THE SCENE. I can only report, it takes much longer for me to process. So here’s the deal:

She brought me that shit BECAUSE SHE HEARD I WAS ILL

This story only starts out like a horror story. It was horrible for me at the time. My boyfriend and I were celebrating our first Thanksgiving together. It was also just a couple years since my Mom died, a loss which had blasted a huge hole in our family. We scattered after that and had Thanksgivings either alone or…

When I was sixteen, my whole family got together at our house for Thanksgiving. This is a big extended family, all of whom are complete drunks. I was in my hippie phase and used to like to make people sit around and listen to me play the guitar and sing Dar Williams songs (sorry, guys). After a particularly…

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,