Throw a dart at the wall of Jeopardy! hosts.  There’ll be a skeleton or ten in that person’s closet.  At some point they’re gonna throw up their hands and shout “FUCK IT” and hire someone and not give two shits what we say and swallow a few years of lesser ratings as we just get used to them.

At this point I’m afraid that we’ll find out Jennings has a shrine to Hitler in his basement.