* Danger by Mystikal starts playing *
Thanks for reading the piece. I think this ends my career writing about anything that to do with MMA, though.
I’m very flattered. Thank you.
It makes me very happy to hear this. Thanks for letting me know.
Good boxing journalism is rare and beautiful
The combination of someone who knows how to write and who knows boxing is just a beautiful thing.
I don’t have anything pertinent to add, but I just wanted to say that this was a hell of an article. I don’t follow boxing or MMA very closely, but I was riveted. VERY well done.
He had an answer for everything thrown at him, and over 13 draining rounds, he clinically beat Cooney up, bringing him further and further from land, reminding him constantly that he would eventually drown in a horrible way.
Tactics is better.
It is all the glory, sadness, and nostalgia of watching an industrial building in your hometown being torn down through controlled demolition.
I am sure they were completely caught off guard that a 5-year-old went so hard. I am so grateful that they didn’t shoot. This world is a much better place with you in it. Haha!
Girl, all I could say in my head was, “Please don’t shoot me”.
I hope you guys don’t spoil all the dialogue Link has in this one. Especially that part where he is like HYUT HUH HYAAA
Disclosure: I have to look up the definition of pansexuality each time I see it to remind myself what it is. You can evaluate my advice/opinion with this fact in mind.
Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.
That Site’s Set For You, Ken!
It’s GamerCat. They always go for the lowest common denominator of humor, sometimes not even that. It’s one of those strips that mostly coasts on being “cute.”
This looks and sounds like a Butthole Surfers/Primus song.