technicalllllllly it’s Pilot Inspektor.

I think all government officials are legally permitted to act as officiants.

Didn’t he offer to perform their wedding in January? So presumably, around the same times she was so disgustingly spurting blood and he refused to see them?

I did not take any stats down, but I noticed that many presenters last night were introduced as, “Oscar award winning and Tony nominated,” a lot more than I heard them being acknowledged for winning both.

(it’s actually Norristown, not Morristown. Unless they’ve moved the trial out of Montco?)

My dog doesn’t like other dogs close to her.

I had someone tell me that it was “wrong” to even discuss the accusations against Trump, and hire the special counsel, because “everyone is innocent until proven guilty.”

There was no Ayn Rand shout-out, and I actually liked Lisa in this one - but you’re not supposed to like Lisa! They did show Robbie basically sexually assaulting Lisa in this one, which made me root for her a little.

Yeah, but she COULD fake it decently.

There is no way they cast Breslin based on her name... Literally half of my Facebook feed was people asking who this frumpy actress was and why was she given a leading role in anything since she’s a terrible actress, and appeared to be surprised when someone would comment, “she was in Signs and Little Miss Sunshine!”

If I were Mike Pence, I would literally refuse to be in the same room with Trump at this point, just to have deniability.

Yes. We called them internment camps because we were differentiating from the Nazis, right? Like, we want to believe we were better people to the Japanese than they were to the Jews and all the other groups they targeted, and we were, technically, I guess, because we weren’t experimenting on and/or gassing them to…

If you’re talking specifically about Chris Pratt here, it sounds like was raised similar to my relative. Probably a little more comfortably, but in a blue collar family. He still relates to and is close to his family. The way you grow up DOES color the way you perceive things, and I don’t think it’s rational for…

Yeah, a close relative of mine considers himself average, blue collar, even though he is an incredibly successful businessman. But he was born to children of poor immigrants, who worked manual labor and went hungry a lot so their kids could eat, etc. Ultimately, his whole family WAS able to American-dream bootstraps…

stay sexy, don’t get murdered.

It’s not actually a defense/doesn’t make it better, but I interpreted it to mean “imprisoned people” vs “people not arrested.”

Speaking ONLY for myself, I was cleared, medically, to have sex 6 weeks after.

I made a playlist - of all songs I had noticed the baby had reacted to during my pregnancy, so it was basically just like Hamilton and a smattering of Ragtime, Seussical, and My Fair Lady.

“what else is there?” - CBS programming exec.

I didn’t poop when I gave birth, and I’m like aggressively angry about it. Apparently the baby’s head was just suddenly super pressed against that wall or whatever the day I went into labor, so I pooped that morning, and then literally spent the rest of the day trying to “get the rest out” - I walked into the hospital…