google the number, then decline regardless.

Toomey was supposed to speak at a Republican fundraiser in my county tonight.

He’s my senator. Literally every single person I know has been trying to contact him. I did get through to one of his offices this week. I spend my lunch break and commute cycling through the office numbers every day, and have for the last week.

I hope that it’s not the case - the only reason I think that it is not outside the realm of possibility because hers was the name that was switched with Amy Adams.

Hilariously, I don’t! I like movie nachos and my husband likes comic books. I’m disappointed in myself on my movie viewing last year.

I feel like a shit person for even suggesting this. But my first thought is that they wanted desperately last minute to avoid another #oscarssowhite situation that maybe they switched it last minute? Like Amy Adams received the fewest nominating votes, and Ruth Negga was close, so they figured they’d just do her…

It’s good as a novelty. Amusement parks, pro sports games, etc. I don’t think I’ve seen them anywhere that’s not equivalent to that.

so did we.

Since Honest Company diapers result in catastrophic diaper rash, you definitely need it.

I went to Catholic school until 8th grade, and we would literally discuss each episode in religion class the next day.

I hate her so much, but I also weirdly sort of love her? Like. As much as I can love a minion of Satan.

My mother-in-law is bipolar and has breakdowns every couple years. She gets violent and scary and I give my father-in-law so much credit for staying with her. Sure, wedding vows say in sickness and in health, but there’s only so much one person can take.

She definitely does that to my husband’s nose ALL THE TIME. it’s so stinking cute.

My almost-6-month old is teething and just generally getting her tongue everywhere. She definitely stuck her tongue in my mouth the other day.

Crossing all of my fingers for her little science miracle baby!

I did 3 rounds of IVF.

A relative defended his vote for Trump at Thanksgiving because Hillary Clinton was so unethical, and when I asked him about the myriad conflicts of interest and unethical behaviors of Trump in the last few weeks, he literally just started chanting that I was a liberal retard who didn’t understand facts and lived in my…

Towards the end, the dog had an accident in our basement, I could smell it from two floors away, but since I could smell it, I assumed it was upstairs, and literally tore the bedrooms apart trying to find the poop.

Yeah. I like to think I’m pretty rational, but if I won the electoral college and lost the popular vote - especially by this much - I’d have confusing feelings. Like you want to win, of course, but you don’t want anyone to be able to question your win either.

Someone close to me was pregnant with twins, and lost one of them about halfway through. For whatever reason - not a doctor, don’t know the specifics - they didn’t do anything to remove the one who passed. That fetus was delivered along with the living twin when she gave birth. And because of whatever laws in my state…