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Eh, not quite a problem over here either.

I have the opposite problem. I’ve only done anything that has the last name “sex” with 3 guys, but I’ve seen so many penjses. All of my guy friends in high school loooooved to take their clothes off at every possible chance.

My in-laws told us we were SELFISH for not finding out so they could know.

I told my husband I wasn’t moving because what if she moved and then I saw something I REALLY didn’t want to see, but he was welcome to go get someone. He couldn’t find anyone quickly and then she sat up, so we just said a prayer of thanks it was over.

We don’t have an age-restricted theater nearby, but I can guarantee you that if we did, my husband would be on board for that no matter thr cost, because when we went to the movies near our new house for the first time, the kid next to me - max 16 years old - got a blow job from his girlfriend (also not older than

My dad has so many flaws, but honestly, he has never ever ever treated his three daughters different than he treats his son. We’re all his stubborn smartasses, and he thinks we’re all the absolute best.

Yeah, I’m the first to defend basically every story regarding IVF and surrogacy but wtf I can’t even follow this.

Right? They got scared...because they were raped.

Is there like ... a place I can find a solid breakdown of this story? I live in PA, and I can’t quite wrap my head around how it started and how it’s come to all of this. I know the highlights, but just can’t seem to follow all the details.

Shit, I wouldn’t even open this article on my work computer - reading it on my phone instead.

I have a Motorola and it does this thing where if it senses I’m driving it will offer to read my texts to me that I had to turn off because it doesn’t ever do what I say.

Speaking of Rita Ora, I subscribed to Who? Weekly last week and I’m disappointed that I caught up on all the episodes already. My new favorite.

That’s adorable!

Thank you!

There are different kinds of cloth diapers - the ones we will use (pocket diapers and all-in-one diapers) are one piece to put on, and very similar to a disposable diaper as far as changing them goes - just put it in the bag, and not in the trash! I think it’s something you need to like, let the daycare know

My cat was scheduled to be fixed days after we adopted our second kitten. So of course she went into heat almost immediately after we bring him home. My husband left the room to pee. He came back like 90 seconds later. She had gotten the basement door open and wiggled herself under the 8 week old boy kitten who looked

1) I am pregnant right now, and have had more than one conversation with people who ask what I’m having. When I respond that we are being surprised, they immediately ask when then gender reveal party is, and express actual confusion when I say, “we’ll find out shortly after I give birth.” They then wonder aloud what

Yes! Spurgeon is a word I’m afraid to Google because rule 34 exists and I don’t want to be traumatized.

FWIW, my grandfather was in his 90s when he died after surgery, and the hospital asked if he had wanted to donate his organs. He wasn’t eligible because he’d had cancer a few years prior, but apparently it’s still a thing when you’re super old. Though I’m sure they don’t just give them out, they probably evaluate the

My husband’s best friend and his wife did IVF - years before we knew that would also be the route we had to go down. We were at a BBQ at their house one Memorial day weekend, and their whole neighborhood was there.