“Not like this, though. Not like this.”

More like McACan’t, amirite?

Murray played in a “See You Jimmy” hat, and Federer played in a “See Your Jimmy” skirt.

Can somebody please find me a recording of the Bubble Boys commercial in which one of the hockey players shouts “All hail Waaaaayne!” YouTube doesn’t have it last I checked.

There’s some footage of him bringing drinking water, too.

So besides #4 and 9, this is just a printout of Trump’s talking points about the “Fake News” selectively applied to this situation? GTFOH. No good can come from further unwarranted anti-media bullshit.

Right. Because they DOJ has shown such restraint, like in the case where they continue to prosecute a woman for laughing during Jeff Sessions’s confirmation hearing.

The only reason you get quotes like this is that sometimes people buy these quotes. As long as that continues, you’ll continue to get those quotes.

With the last name of McAdoo, you forfeit the right to call anyone out on anything at birth.

Considering that the motto of the MLB Umpire’s Union is “Well, actually...”, I’m surprised they didn’t get this right.

With those payment numbers, they’re also quoting you between 8-9%. Get the fuck out of there. This sounds like someone demo’d this car for too long and they’re trying to recoup some of the loss from not being able to sell it as new.

Hey thanks for the super racist take on grammar and spelling.

I tell my new writing instructors that the easiest thing in the world to do is correct someone’s grammar/usage instead of engaging with the actual content of the writing. Pedantry and grammar fussing are a clear marker of a lazy reader.

“I’m a big IPA drinker now”

Good god. Shut the fuck up.

“It’s an opportunity for the whole family to learn about investment and money management, essential life skills.”

Yet.

Have kids.

My favorite thing about Albert Pujols is that he’s still under contract for four more years and over $100M. And THEN he has ANOTHER ten year $100M personal service contract. So basically he singlehandedly hamstrings the Angels for the next fourteen years.

It’s hard to record a shark attack from the belly of the shark.