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It took me exactly 10 full seconds to read this twice then read your comment.

daaaaaaam

Since when is “Cheney” unpronounceable?

I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

I’m a tad late to this Pissing Contest and my story is unconventional, but ooooh welllll

The SEC even does media guide errors better. On page 178, after Vanderbuilt’s schedule, they accidentally left in ‘BLESS THEIR HEARTS’.

Sounds like it’s time for a rampage.

Jordan Sargent

... that would be the brown jersey.

And I guarantee you they all vape

Wait, is that the son of lanky 80s superstar, Larry Nance?

LaMarcus: “Okay, I think we’re there. I’ll sign.”

If you put a half decent chili on top of a crust with hot dog pieces and cheese and onion (maybe some jalepeno) on the top, I think I would totally eat that. That actually sounds really good right now, and really wouldn’t be that much different than just eating a chilidog (substitute a pizza crust for a bun).

Clearly, the approximate 8,000 daily calories consumed by a Tour de France rider are spread out

I hope DeAndre listens to all the Clippers, tearing up when a hoarse Doc Rivers lays everything on the line. He gives Blake a hug, throws his arm around Redick, then looks at Chris Paul and says, “Fuck you, Chris, I’m going to Dallas.”

Um... they did.

Well, was it Safe Mode, Safe Mode with Networking, or Safe Mode with Command Prompt?