Why in gods name would they sell Hot Dog Pizza when they could instead sell Chili Dog Pizza, which would be far more potentially interesting/disgusting/secretly awesome.

Unfortunately our weather is basically ass this month. Though, many CC attendees may actually prefer to never see the sun.

That’s a pretty fucking uncanny valley.

Gary is Illinois. Toledo is Michigan.

The Outback is a terrific vehicle for 1-2 kids. The cargo space in particular is stroller heaven.

More than two kids and a minivan becomes about the coolest, most excellent part of your life as a parent.

“Plus he’s always hitting me up about buying insurance!”

This door is very wee.

When I saw the banners on Amazon for the big promo I wondered what Gawker Commerce would be doing for Prime Day. Seriously!

Meanwhile, Lakers tryin’ to keep up with the Kings clown car

How dare you disparage our population of corporations/people. Corporate lives matter.

whoa whoa whoa WHOOA HOLD ON THERE

Hate to be the pedantic Brit

I think they just upgraded from “interesting to watch” to “contender for home-court advantage in round one.”

As opposed to marry or kill? I guess yes?

This is the best Ted cameo possible.

(I mean, obviously)

How could you pass up such a beautiful opportunity to use “Counterpoint:”

Maybe these startups could have succeeded if their employees had known how to spell “its.”

Store-bought cookies?????? Disqualified to lead.

HOT