"I'm proud of him," says Zduriencik.

My wife didn't "like" me until I "liked" her. She would never have come around, either. Now we have three kids and are basically BFFs. Maybe that sort of outcome is worth a little unwanted attention from time to time.

I think you mean since intra J-Will

We met Dr. Jeff Masters at the Children's Museum in Ann Arbor a few years back, and he stood and patiently answered weather questions (mostly tornado damage-related) from our 2 and 6 year-olds for maybe 20 minutes. He was patient, super-nice, and obviously loved the subject. Even as other kids weaved in and out of the…

I'm looking forward to going home from work and 28 point fucking my wife in her 12 point ass.

The key is anal sex? Pretty sure that's Gawker code for anal sex.

Many high-net-wealth and executive types do precisely this; it is certainly intentional. Proper grammar is for people that have to work.

I think the underrated story of Ambien is How Many Milligrams? which is tricky and important. I get different effects between 5mg, 7.5mg, and 10mg; the last of these will eff up my sleep schedule for a week. It seems very difficult for the doctor to hit you with the precise number up front and experimenting is no fun…

The only Doritos that matter are Tapatio Dortios. That is all.

This made me gasp out loud. What an amazing memorial—from this angle it's perfect—and an amazing photograph.

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