You never sat inside one, did you?

See you in Vauxhalla!

lol, don’t be salty just cause the BRZ needs more horses.

First of all the design is sort of all over the place. Its like a Mazda had sex with a Maserati and the outcome wasn’t great. Second, Kia needs to redesign their logo. While the current design worked great for shitty econo-cars it now looks goofy and out of place on cars like this.

Saab 9-5. Barely changed for 10 years, lots of parts available, cheap, somewhat a pita to work in unless you have Trump hands but doable, can be tuned to the bejuesus, safe, reliable, did I mention cheap, and are unique.... and this guy could keep the corvette!

Ew.

I’m going to walk into a Chevy dealer sometime and ask to test drive a “standard dong Vette”.

don’t understand why they wouldn’t pit it against a similarly priced (or at least similarly powered) corvette. Top nuts jag against standard dong vette...who cares?

I’m not going to let you site calories as the concern if you’re talking about bacon as your preference. You can say carbs, if you’re one of those Amstel light motherfuckers, but I won’t accept calories.
Besides, you counteract the sleepiness of the carbs by drinking heinous and unhealthy amounts of coffee. Then you…

Chris Conte agrees.

That was a difficult throw and catch. Almost as difficult as the myriad clicks I had to do to watch the highlight. Well done, NFL!

The last Saab:

All I got out of this is that a Corvette gets better MPG than my WRX.

Pretty sure that’s a crossover, bro.

How is it not a crossover? It has the same clearance as a Forester and is just 0.3 inches shorter.

I had a moment at my (first) child’s 1st birthday party where I realized I hadn’t engaged at all, that the only memory of the event I had up to that point was what was captured on the video camera I was using.

“Quart” is misspelled on that badge.

Vin, why do you hate freedom?

I have an 8 year old that I routinely lock out of the router so she can’t watch shit-ass YouTube videos on her laptop.

“I can’t get to the Internet!”
“Yeah, I locked you out for being a dick.”
“Dad-DEEEE!”
“Eat shit, pumpkin. This is a House of Laws.”