I haven’t smoked one in years, but when I did the “conventional logic” was that the cubans had ruined their soil and the cigars suffer as a result.

Raise your hand if you remember when the C-17 was reported in the media as an “controversial” “overpriced” “debacle”

Writers union? Shit, it’s debatable if any of the so-called writers on Gawker sites can actually write. Look at Michael Ballaban for example - my theory is that he got a job here because he knocked up the CEO’s daughter, or maybe through blackmail. Rogoway's one of the handful of writers who might actually be…

I agree that they probably have a better chance on appeal, but an appeal doesn’t mean this hearing gets thrown out entirely. Former testimony is usually admissible as evidence. So all their smarmy bullshit can still be cited and they’ll have to defend it. I can’t imagine any jury anywhere would find this shit…

According to CNN Money (http://money.cnn.com/2016/03/18/med…l)“Florida law requires an appealing party to post a bond for the full amount of damages, but that requirement is capped at $50 million. Denton has been candid about the financial threat posed by the lawsuit. In January, he sold a minority stake in Gawker…

When Daulerio said ‘anyone over four years old is fair game’, it probably cinched it with quite a few of the jurors.

Denton and Daulerio didn’t do themselves any favors acting like jackasses in court. I can’t believe they picked a Hulk Hogan sex tape as their hill to die on. The loss is completely deserved.

Tyler, I absolutely love your writing. Please tell me you will still be employed after The Hulkster owns Gawker. I look forward to Foxtrot Alpha every day.

“The exercise will last five weeks.”

This is not terrible:

They have top men working on this now. Top. Men.

Golden age of tech really, that’s never been better, but pull up at the lights in a P85D beside a 1964 Aston Martin, and there’s about as much doubt to the choice of which is coolest as there is to which will get off the line the fastest.

60's, by far.

Sir, may I suggest that if you’d been issued a mustache as spectacular as Roar Strand’s, these mechanical failures might not have occurred?

Hey Simmons, can we get an article?

Oh, I thought this was going to be a list of regular car reviews. Leaving disappointed.

Hell I put one of those V8-amajigs in a Supra. Its not friggin rocket appliances.

Exactly. On the show it looks like disintegration/reintegration, but it always sounded more like getting into an elevator and getting off it again, except that the trip was instantaneous. You just travel down the beam.

This? This comment? Ugh.