Golden age of tech really, that’s never been better, but pull up at the lights in a P85D beside a 1964 Aston Martin, and there’s about as much doubt to the choice of which is coolest as there is to which will get off the line the fastest.

60's, by far.

Sir, may I suggest that if you’d been issued a mustache as spectacular as Roar Strand’s, these mechanical failures might not have occurred?

Hey Simmons, can we get an article?

Oh, I thought this was going to be a list of regular car reviews. Leaving disappointed.

Hell I put one of those V8-amajigs in a Supra. Its not friggin rocket appliances.

This? This comment? Ugh.

What’s it going to take to get you to stop whining in the comments?

Why does it bother you so much? There are plenty of shitty articles popping out on Jalopnik, so why do you people keep whining about some good, quality and informative journalism that Foxtrot Alpha is (70% of the time, but ultimately better than 70% of the stuff on Jalopnik)?

There are far more egregiously tasteless PTs out there

The apology has already made the new Top Gear worse than the old.

The case just began, but a lawyer defending the driver already argues that the truck should never have been on the road.

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So, you’re basically a monster. You would get out of a shower, ostensibly a clean person covered in clean water, and dry yourself off with a clean towel and then throw that towel into a pile to be washed with more clean water? You grew up with housekeepers? Maybe you lived in the Ritz?

FYI, there actually are street-legal, woman-approved alternatives to beach towels, that will match your chichi towels: bath sheets. If you are permitted input to your wedding registry, be sure to specify them.

1. In the World Cup teams have one star per World Cup trophy on their jerseys (England, France, Spain have one star, Argentina, Uruguay, Italy and Germany have a couple, Brazil have about 36). It’s cool.

XJ and most other jeep brake lines are still available from Mopar, I replaced every single brake line on my XJ with prebent lines for less than 100 bucks.

Because Dem voter always vote for “what’s in it for me” screw the rest of the country?

I’ve been a registered Republican for about 20 years. I can say that for most of us mainstream Republicans, we don’t recognize anything Republican about Trump. He’s simply a fascist, who is using the Republican label for convenience.