What’s it going to take to get you to stop whining in the comments?

Why does it bother you so much? There are plenty of shitty articles popping out on Jalopnik, so why do you people keep whining about some good, quality and informative journalism that Foxtrot Alpha is (70% of the time, but ultimately better than 70% of the stuff on Jalopnik)?

There are far more egregiously tasteless PTs out there

The apology has already made the new Top Gear worse than the old.

The case just began, but a lawyer defending the driver already argues that the truck should never have been on the road.

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So, you’re basically a monster. You would get out of a shower, ostensibly a clean person covered in clean water, and dry yourself off with a clean towel and then throw that towel into a pile to be washed with more clean water? You grew up with housekeepers? Maybe you lived in the Ritz?

FYI, there actually are street-legal, woman-approved alternatives to beach towels, that will match your chichi towels: bath sheets. If you are permitted input to your wedding registry, be sure to specify them.

1. In the World Cup teams have one star per World Cup trophy on their jerseys (England, France, Spain have one star, Argentina, Uruguay, Italy and Germany have a couple, Brazil have about 36). It’s cool.

XJ and most other jeep brake lines are still available from Mopar, I replaced every single brake line on my XJ with prebent lines for less than 100 bucks.

Because Dem voter always vote for “what’s in it for me” screw the rest of the country?

I’ve been a registered Republican for about 20 years. I can say that for most of us mainstream Republicans, we don’t recognize anything Republican about Trump. He’s simply a fascist, who is using the Republican label for convenience.

I believe the government actually lost money by strict accounting standards, and GM and Chrysler still went bankrupt.

That’s the worst video player I have ever used including AOL 5.0 combined with old flash and dial up

Is anyone else having problems on iOS where the ads are overlapping the articles?

What was really stolen, was my childhood memories of watching Dean Jones’s Herbie being replaced by a future crackwhore and very weird Matt Dillon character.

I will gladly call any American, European, or Japanese car claiming 1000+ MPG bullshit as well.

And, if it turns out they actually have managed it, gladly eat all sorts of crow. Or maybe just turkey.

Can we go ahead and get a “Craig & Hank” TV show going? It’ll be MLB’s answer to Hard Knocks but it will be substantially better, because it’s a buddy show with Hank the dog and Craig the manager.

He’ll be in the dugout undermining Craig’s pinch hitter selections, etc. Think of all the fun!

You’d rather see Hillary or Bernie try to fix this? What a dope.