One caveat: if you're gonna stiff the server, it better have been bad enough for you to talk to the manager. Rat that jerkoff out so they can't run in back and complain they just got stiffed for no reason.

I'm fully aware of how tipping out works and that the bus boys, bar backs and bartenders don't get a cut if I don't tip a bad server. Regardless, not tipping a bad server is important. The bus boys, bar backs and bartenders, by virtue of getting stiffed because Sally McTextingInTheCornerInsteadOfKeyingInMyOrder…

Let's not forget this.

Imagine a Nash Metropolitan revival that would go against the Smart or 500, that's the kind of world I want to live in.

Saturn.

Delorean.

Pontiac Performance

Things it's OK to be a Homer for

Please STFU. Every once in a while, a spanking is necessary. I've been lucky; my daughter is three and some change and I've never had to hit her until once, a few weeks ago. Sometimes, corporal punishment is needed and can be effective as long as you follow three rules:

How is is private taxation? I never pay fees for my bank and by using my credit card which is payed off every month in full I have received over $400 in cash back from purchases and some minimal amount of interest just this year.

They should cancel Top Gear USA and use its budget to fund one additional real Top Gear episode per season filmed in the USA.

As the captain (by sheer tonnage) of a 1976 LeSabre Custom 4DR HT w/455cid V8 finished in 'Musket Brown,' I disagree with the whole 'changing lanes is tricky' bit. You just point and shoot. People literally get the fuck out of the way because they a) aren't sure if you carry insurance and b) don't want to die.

Because Jalopnik commenters have proven to be experts on vehicle reliability for cars they've never owned.

Minnesota seems to desparately wish to be Canada, what with its mewling attempts to define a self-identity, but is missing any real cultural, political, or historical distinctiveness. Or pretty landscapes. Or technicolour cash. Or marginally famous people who are glommed onto as though anyone gave a half shit where…

I remember when toys were fun.

I also enjoy masturbating, but you don't see me doing it on an airplane because it's anti-social behavior.

I'm with ya 100%. Screw the miata. It's not the 2nd coming of Enzo Ferrari (only even more flamboyant).

What kind of lunatic swaps a V8 into a Miata and mates it to an AUTOMATIC?!

Hearing figures like that gives me hope we will be having old fashioned naturally aspirated sports cars for a long time to come.

And in nowhere did I say their products were "good."
People are idiots. It's something you unfortunately learn as you get older. They'll buy shit thinking it's great.
everything in it's segment is better than the Civic. Corolla included.
everything in the Pilot's segment is better than it.
Ridgeline? Let's talk about…