Assuming you don’t like food that isn’t nuts, lettuce, and oranges. Otherwise, nope, the West still needs those flyover states to eat.

It is not normal when:

the Environmental PROTECTION Agency is fighting against a local government institution and their more stringent implementations to save the environment.

That’s kinda like in Orwell’s nightmare. War is peace. Fuck.

If the car companies are smart they’ll plan ahead and continue R&D for efficient and clean vehicles. You’d have to think that a more liberal federal government will immediately return to Obama-type rules.

This led me down a rabbit hole of weaponized animals. Please do a story on the nuclear landmines that included using chickens to keep the internals of the mine from freezing.

I guess Russia decided to move onto dolphins after they realized giant squid didn’t work out too good.

What you decide to do is entirely your decision. Changing it doesn’t make you a bad feminist, and not changing it doesn’t make you a bad wife (your identity is a mountain, not a molehill).

Well it’s neither of the ones in the pics, based on the wheels.

Not really. The rot would have still been there. Maybe it would have been another four years before it broke through but it would have. Everybody is treating Trump like he is some sort of anomaly—an affliction visited upon us from a distant place by an act of God or the first invader of some strange species that is…

Probably a similar demographic to the ones that go to Niagara Falls.

but missouri... who goes to missouri...

The 1/3 of the country who didn’t vote, or voted 3rd party because they really didn’t see a big difference between Hillary and Trump, are also part of the equation.

The country we would have had if Hillary hadn’t LOST (it wasn’t stolen, it was lost because the “Most Qualified Candidate in History” didn’t realize she should probably mount an actual campaign in Michigan, Wisconsin, or Ohio) is exactly the same country we have right now—just a with a nicer coat of paint.

Oh thank god you’re here to set the record straight!

yea but you guys do it so well, it stops cheating after the test because it broke.

Do you people really think we engineered a defeat device? Keep in mind we can hardly keep our interior trim from falling off once the car is over two years old.

“Lol emissions guys are cheaters, and they know it.”

No wonder Meghan knows her way around royalty. Her dad is a fucking drama queen.

Fuck you. Move to Venezuela and see how that’s working out for them.

The beatings will continue until morale improves!