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For all its faults, the Dodge Journey is still several orders of magnitude better than any vehicle you own, David.

Does what it says on the box. I don’t see what’s wrong with that. At least ours works. Looking at you Ford Powershift.

Interior Steering Wheel: Standard

The four-speed automatic transmission automatically changes gears so you don’t have to shift gears manually.

Dodge: Automatically robs you of ambition, so the world doesn’t have to.

The makers of viagra would like to disagree.

Oh, Al, you’re so funny!

Einstein never actually learned how to drive

Securing a car with electronic rlocks has been a dangerous set of circumstances to design around. Back before remote locking became popular, central locking was already designed and installed on many vehicles. The central unlock allows the user to unlock all the doors at once. This created some hazardous situations

This is NASCAR, there’s not right, only left.

“we’ve got the most talented engineers in the world working on the race cars”

Because you don’t have to push the start button to take your keys out of the car. You don’t have to do anything really, just leave. With a key, you need the house keys that are usually attached to it, and I’m not sure about you, but I can’t unlock my house door from my ignition.

What are those people doing with their disposals?

My thoughts exactly. I would expect that more people are killed by misused garbage disposals.

No, but I bet he isn’t wearing pants.

I mean, sucks that people have died and I don’t want to be insensitive to that fact but this is why we can’t have nice things.

28 since 2006? That’s such a small, insignificant statistic that I think we should be more worried about new lotto winners accidentally running themselves over with their own Ferrari.

I have never left a car running because I have to use the the key to lock the door once I get out.

Toyota (including Lexus) cars account for about half of the carbon monoxide/proximity key-related injuries and fatalities, according to the Times. 

Darwin will not be denied; even in gated communities.