And Meghan Trainor is the rancid mayonnaise on that white bread sandwich.

Can black artists just please continue to lay the politics on thick? I would just love it if every major performance post Formation is just like ‘and you thouhght Beyoncé at the Super Bowl was intense?’.

A Supreme Court justice, ideally, is not a Democrat or a Republican but rather someone who can impartially evaluate complicated legal issues irrespective of politics.

“He pushed the repeal of DADT through (thanks Clintons!)“

Not to detract from your general point, but this is a really bad understanding of the nature of presidencies. In 1992 Bill Clinton directly campaigned on totally ending the ban on gays in the military, along with a universal health care plan. When universal…

No you don’t get to steal people’s possessions because they were rude.

There are legitimate criticisms to be made of marriage. I’m sorry it bothers you that people make them, but the fact that you’re happy and in a good relationship (congrats!) doesn’t mean the institution should be unquestioned.

Ann Coulter may be the human equivalent of a giant pile of horse shit but at least she can form a sentence. This Stacy Dash tweet is just pure word salad with a “dash” of #humblebrag about how skinny she is

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No they don’t. But he’s totally within his rights to speak on this. And what he’s saying is 100% true. He’s being supportive and coming from a place of marginalization himself as a black person in our society. The idea that he should just keep quiet on this strikes me as really counter-productive. A black actor can…

Please next do What Makes a Soup a Soup. We’ve been debating this in my office.

This one time I ate a slice of pizza that had fallen behind my tv.

She’s the only bacon that disappoints.

I think it’s obviously implied to be sucking his own dick.

Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

Thank you for your input, James

Some people can’t help invading your space due to size, and that’s just the risk you take when you fly.

Blueberry scones do not deserve this sort of maligning.

Good! Because guys who persuade women who love and trust them to give them nude/sexy photos/videos and then betray that trust because they have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone can go screw themselves. In jail.

garbage Taco Bell

I would just like to say that I am Team Nope and spent 16 hours making refried beans yesterday. I can make a fantastic burrito for what? Two dollars or less.