Hahaha. Not with all that red. Heaven forbid.

Female recreational cyclists do not generally need to push their limits, race against time and increase their adrenaline when riding rough downhill trails. They just want to enjoy the time spent in nature on the bike, and their expectations on the bike are completely different from the men’s professionals’. They look…

Well for one the cheap wine people didn’t just write a goddamn novella telling you how wrong you are.

Yes, this was as long as I would expect a complaint to go for a wine snob.

This is the longest “WAHHHHHHHHHH” I’ve ever read.

we’ve cum so far, but we still have far to go.

I was trying on bras the other day, and the woman in the next dressing room was getting a lot of help from and having a long conversation with the sales associate about her mastectomy and getting something that fit right. This “campaign” seems about as sensitive as me walking over to them and asking how I looked in…

That’s what I thought! It seems like a huge fuck you!

Not to mention how fucking insensitive it is to show off your perky, perfect boobs in light of women who undergo debilitating treatment and, at times, radical surgery.

I don’t want to make assumptions about what it is like to have a mastectomy. But I am imagining that if I had to have a mastectomy, even if I’ve come to terms with it and learned to accept my drastically changed body, seeing a bunch of attractive young women with their perfect breasts holding a coke can in my honor…

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS. If you want to show off your tits, go forth and show off your tits. But PLEASE stop making it seem like you’re doing charity work. What you’re actually doing is sexualizing a deadly disease. You taking a topless selfie does fuck all to advance the treatment that saved my mom’s life and will…

If Vaughn was really a libertarian he’d accept the free market’s verdict on whether people give a shit what the star of The Internship, The Watch and Delivery Man thinks.

“We don’t have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government. It’s not about duck hunting; it’s about the ability of the individual.”

Well, in UBFM’s defense, it certainly sounds like their workplace is a toxic environment, so...

Why, it’s almost as if this “United Bible Fellowship Ministries” would prefer that their employees get abortions, since they’re so dead set against pregnancy. How.... Christian of them?

You know, I worried about people like you when my daughter was young. Looking back I wished I had told all of you to go fuck yourselves. I live in a flyover state while my grandmother lived on the West Coast. I had always planned on flying out to see with my daughter “when she was old enough”. It never happened and…

You got mines? Good luck trying to get those past security.

Choosing public transportation and then crying about it being public is fucking silly.

Incidentally, this is exactly where airline protocol wants lap babies to be placed during an emergency landing.