I’m tragically afflicted w a baby face as well so feel that pain. I know some teenagers look older than they are but I feel like with their temperament you would still be able to tell they are a teen. Seems wise to err on the side of caution with potential minors.  

Good. They didn’t deserve your duck. 

Potlucks are a real crap shoot. I know people who refuse to attend them because of issues with food. Thankfully I’ve got an iron stomach so weird sweaty hours-old cheese product? Happily eat it.

Anything rice adjacent is out of my wheelhouse but I need to get better about it

I know. You’re not the first person to try to get me to see the light. I’m moving into my first house in like a month so hopefully w/ the added storage I’ll actually use it instead of just shove it out of sight somewhere. 

I appreciate that you’re just spamming my comments with pictures of a shirtless Antoni.

I went over the top with my potato arrangements on a scalloped potato recipe for my office potluck and NO ONE ATE IT so now these turkeys get a pre-cut veggie tray eat my shorts turkeys.

It’s the indistinguishable accent

True, it’s just a high stakes setting if you mess it up. I tend to go with tried and true tested recipes. So, if I were actually good at making risotto it could find it’s way into the rotation. rn it’s an olive and orange salad.

ok but what if it explodes. I’ve had one for like 3 years I have yet to use for irrational fear of turning it into a bomb

It evolved out of “damn daddy” to be “zamn zaddy”. Urban dictionary says because you’re placing so much emphasis on the d sound that it morphs into a z. Take that for whatever it’s worth. 

“Oh this dude I met on the internet is transporting me across state lines using a method that wouldn’t immediately set off red flags like a flight or train probably a chill dude you should definitely be taking me to”

IDK if this is winning so much as getting paid but whatever. I worked at a shitty BBQ joint in college for three years that had a terrible coupon promotion that ruined all our lives every year. They would send this massive insert of coupons to local newspapers. A single coupon was good for 2 of whatever that promotion…

Also for some reason how he said pot luck reminded me of Moira Rose from Schitt’s Creek.

What fucking Uber drivers agree to transport a child across state lines?? How did two separate people do this and not stop to ask themselves just exactly WTF they were doing here. Way to contribute to trafficking a minor for sex fucking idiots. 

Piers fucking Morgan of all people. WHY

Antoni is eye candy let’s be real. I yelled at him last night for suggesting anyone would bring risotto to a pot luck. RISOTTO IS HARD TO MAKE, ANTONI.

It’s probably best to err on the side of caution, unfortunately. I was a young dumb college kid when I started hoarding plants and got my kitten. I didn’t do enough research and happened to luck out with a kitty that doesn’t munch plants. Best of luck! 

Good to know!

Thank you!