That’s been something i’ve been struggling to point out to folks in the Kavanaugh process. Like, I don’t want to take away from the National narrative because a man committing violence against a woman is the most common scenario, but I’m feeling ashamed and confused about where my experience as the survivor of a…

No but it was a reference to when the original allegations against James came to light and everyone and their fucking mom thought it was a good idea to make Alison Brie answer for her brother-in-law’s actions. 

GUESS FUCKING WHAT CRAMER I GREW UP ON THE PRAIRIE AND SO DID MY ATTACKER FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Also you can just, like, feel it oozing off James Franco. Through the screen. Definite dick-pic-to-minors vibe. 

Oh man my most recent OB is great too. I expressed worry about my IUD expiring during the Trump Administration and she was like, “LET’S GET THAT BAD BOY TRADED FOR A LONGER LASTING ONE NOW” and I was all, “I can do that???” and she was like “yep.” Terribly painful but oh-so-worth it. 

Yes but what does Alison Brie think of all this???

Same. I had even contracted one strain and it was an “all the more reason to do it dear” situation.

I’m very lucky to have a supportive partner who can keep our life moving around me, a drunken blubbering mess on the floor. Trying to have perspective. I hope you’re okay too. 

Ugh I’m so sorry. These past two weeks feel like a black hole sucking up survivors and I’m sorry it claimed your friends. 

Annex Maine. 

She was right. She knew it would all be for naught and she fucking did it anyway. More courage than the entire GOP combined.

Why did you tell me this I have been torturing myself for two weeks and now I have to go do it more. 

To kill two birds with one stone - Listen to Bobby’s podcast “Who Weekly” where he and friend Lindsay Weber discuss banal D-list celebrities labeled as “who”s vs. household names aka “them”s. Chrissy’s definitely a them tho.

I mean, yeah? Eyeballs and assholes AMIRITE

Cool more for me. 

They’re 100% beef. 

It is Tofutti Klein, it is. 

I want to simultaneously cry, commit arsen, and end it all. This is... not good.

Survivors to Orrin Hatch: “Die already”

Also, not a dumb question!