I should have clarified that the door to my apartment is on the back porch of a house. It’s oddly inviting despite being off the sidewalk connected to a private parking lot. I once found a pair of black jeans abandoned on my porch one Saturday morning. They fit like a glove after washing though so I thought they were…

Right on. I bought a bubblegum pink pepper spray keychain today and am staying in licking my wounds and writing and processing so as to hopefully do just that. Thanks for your kind words.

I rarely if ever participate in these, though I occasionally read them. However, some frightening things have happened to me recently and I wrote a tumblr post about it so I’m going to share that post here, because anonymity seems best for this sort of thing.

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Do you think that also has something to do with Netflix being the production company? Oscars seem hesitant to acknowledge new media as well.

You are probably right and I think I meant veal, but I work in the service industry and last night was the equivalent of my Saturday. 🤕

That makes me wonder if they maybe use the skin if calves raised for Kobe beef?

Also my biggest take away. Those wavy red locks are fantastic

You had class on Dec 24th? What sort of scholarly hellscape do you find your employment at?!

Why is the DA trying to appeal the dismissal? This woman has a documented condition. Maybe it's too much Making A Murderer but Jesus Christ can we not just let some innocent people go unscathed by the justice system?

FUCK

Yea, but that was my comment about parsing language. “I’m sure” is a colloquialism, yes, but it also implies certainty. Your reply led me to believe that you are very knowledgable about the legality of abortion, which is so important, but there is a very real and very vocal pushback against legal abortion and I’m kind…

I fully understand your sentiment and I think your heart is in the right place but you don’t “know” anything. This is one of those cases that conservatives will cling onto and we cannot disregard fact or parse language.

He came to my hometown once and stole $20 from his bartender that called him by the wrong name. That is all.

Eh, to each their own. I consider my parents and I to have a good relationship without being particularly “close.” I would communicate with them a few times a month in college and now that I’m a little older and getting to know my parents as actual human beings we stay in contact a little more, though mostly via text.…

In high school I dreamt that I was fucking my ex who I had lost my virginity to. We had a tumultuous relationship that involved a lot of cheating on each other and other partners with each other and it was just... not good. By my senior year I was officially done with his ass but I had this horrible dream that we were…

Also like, casual sex hahaha no way in hell are you getting your dick sucked.

While not necessarily mean, my father used to pay me $100 to shave my legs before family functions. I think he stopped when he caught on that he was actually creating incentive for me to grow my leg hair out.

This past summer my mother and I were at the lake with family when the topic of how large my breasts have gotten came up. Okay, weird, whatever. An hour or so and a few beers later my mom drunkenly slurs to me, “you may have bigger boobs, but I have less cellulite.” Thanks, Mom.

That's all well and good but there are certain STIs that eschew condom usage. Skin to skin contact happens in many places on the genitals even with correct condom use.