Haha no but this thread has enlightened me to numerous other made up holidays across the nation that involve green beer drinking.

Too late in the year! The green beer was my biggest hint.

Unofficial in Kansas.

I was in my hometown for a drinking holiday (Seriously. College students just made it up and it's become this weird event where people come from all over the state to drink green beer) with two friends and my boyfriend at the time. We were drinking at a bar in which my father is part owner, and the parents were there…

It's kind of like SB 1070 in that police officers got to decide who they thought looked illegal. Arizona loves to pigeonhole people based on their own bigoted views.

As Rebecca and other commenters have mentioned: this woman is homeless. She likely doesn't have a cell phone, let alone a personal address or vehicle. This article is woefully lacking in a lot of important details, but a burner phone and a taxi would be a good start on the part of the prosecutor.

Usually murder, after the failings of whatever ADA that wasn't Cabot, Novak, or Barba. (Say what you will about SVU Post-Stabler. Barba is the fucking shit.)

You are jumping to the conclusion that it was laziness from the rape survivor that resulted in this when there is absolutely nothing in the article to suggest that.

Will happily accept over Marnie.

Thus sparing us the "celebrity" that is Farrah Abraham.

I will agree with that, but I also think they could stand to drop the prices a little and then maybe they would sell more. But of economics I know nothing.

I GOT MARNIE TOO BUT WHEN ME AND MY COWORKERS WERE PLAYING "WHICH GIRLS CHARACTER ARE WE" THEY TOTES SAID I WAS THE JESSA OF THE GROUP.

Here's an idea! Don't sell plain t-shirts for 40 dollars a pop.

They reported on a plane crashing on a highway and realized mid-broadcast that it was a movie set!

This crazy is talking gold! He thinks Yulia should have placed first, based on his other comments. Like, come on bro. She fell twice. Time to drop that torch.

Oh I agree with you about Dunham-gate, and I think Lena gives an excellent explanation as to just why it sucked in the interview. I'm just saying I'm not sure this interview would have even been written about if it weren't Burt on the main page tonight.

It's Burt. She's freelancing from TX and doesn't work in the Gawker office, plus she was a very active commenter and GT mod until her recent intro into writing for the main page. Which is to say, Burt keeps it real. I'm sure it was not unintentional.

For real! How could this many people not pick up on the sarcasm?

Somehow I knew we would end up looking alright in this instance.

THAT's WHAT THE LENTIL LOBBY WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE!