Hangover Mexican coke in a glass bottle. Hangover. Cured.

Or or or! Do it from behind, while spooning. It's hard to kiss your partner with your back faced to him.

You are not. We rebellious few are here. I'm not even a morning person. There's just something about being awoken to sexy times that gets my heart all in a flutter.

Fine I will just sit alone here in the morning sex camp.

Well shit. Googled.

I think Zimas demise was right around the time TBS first album was released.

You need to move to my hipster college town where Jameson comes out of the faucet.

You do you, girl.

Hey, zima was kind and gentle and a good introduction into what would be a healthy habit of boozing, so no hate here.

Round here we call that a horse feather! Well, add some bitters.

It's because IT'S DELICIOUS. And also, in some lights, reminds you a little of apple juice.

I don't even know what this means but I'm a Jameson rocks girl and I think I like it. But not bros.

Zima is the dude you lost your virginity to while a Taking Back Sunday album was playing and your parents were at a football game.

As someone who went to school for environmental science, they're on the same level as PETA and FEMEN. In my humble opinion. Extreme radicals who are caricatures of the truly good and good natured people deeply invested in their causes.

As a feminist and an environmentalist, this rings so true. So many of my fellow classmates were the type who talk down to poor people for eating fast food while being blissfully unaware of their own privilege. I spent a vast majority of my senior capstone project convincing my group that guilt, shame, and alienation…

How are you greyed!? I see yo aZzzz commenting all the time. Maybe it's just in GT?

That one's on Kinja and ios7. They're teaming up to royally fuck me in reading the comment section.

Ohhhhh my god this needs to be at the top of the page. I couldn't make it past his intro but "I am a Artist" will stick with me for at least the rest of the day.

Since we Jezzies may have crashed his server, here is a link to a mirror of the site courtesy of a redditor in his AMA.

If the music was an afterthought and just has continued playing, I don't mind it, but no mood music. No no no mood music.