quackmasterblack
Quackmaster Black
quackmasterblack

You’re an idiot. Seriously. You have less than no idea what you’re talking about.

“No one gives a shit, I made sure to express, in the comments section of a news article that people are talking about.”

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.

I was surprised when they literally introduced themselves to each other for the first time in the second film. I had assumed after the first one that they had met offscreen at Finn’s bacta tank-side, but apparently Rey dropped Finn off at the Resistance base and immediately left to find Luke.

Did God find the Infinity Stones yet or is he still just floating around on that stupid throne?

Steve Coogan wants a word with you. But, like, super-politely and hiding a lot of repressed anger.

You wouldn’t think it, but Fallon’s Tonight Show is a parody of all talk shows before it by making it look the lamest as possible.

What about Eric Andre?

What about Space Ghost? As a fellow ghost, you should be cool with him, no?

Well, that’s just it. Maybe Ant-Man is Jewish, but I guess he’s not JEWISH!!! so it doesn’t count. Maybe in the next movie he’ll be like “Oy vey, it’s that meshuganah Egghead again! And I was just going to out to get a nice brisket for Passover, already!”
But seriously, Ben Grimm is Jewish too. Maybe one of these days

Oddly enough it’s the straight white non-Jewish men who have the biggest issues with being able to relate to someone who isn’t like them. Everyone else has long since learned to make do.

I’m so over the fan boy haters. Most of their vitriol stems from: “my pet theories didn’t come true, so now I’m going to throw a tantrum”. Puulease.

I really enjoyed Force Awakens and the Last Jedi. I assumed from the jump that the first movie would be vintage Star Wars to regain trust after the prequels and the second would then be cleared to launch the saga in new directions. I think both movies succeeded in what they were trying to accomplish, and both were

Haven’t seen the movie yet, so I’m going to jump in here before anyone starts casually mentioning the ending of the Last Jedi or anything:

You can mock this but now the line for The Hall of Presidents will double in size. In other words you can still go right in.

Ok, you didn’t read. Let’s try this again. “their victims went to the police only to not be believed or taken seriously.” 

Yes, we want that 2% of rapists who actually see jail time to go even lower!

If that’s what happened, he should have led with that—rather than call the accuser a vindictive, lying nutjob

To get all of those people to hold on to that story and corroborate it nearly two decades later... that’s a long con. Bravo, mystery woman.

Seems that the people who play Silicon Valley CEOs are just as repugnant as actual Silicon Valley CEOs.