Yeah man. When you’re lonely and somebody says “Go meet people,” the only thing you’re thinking is “Oh shit, really, jackass? That’s all I have to do? Just go out there and make a soulmate?” It’s non advice. I know I have to meet people. I’m fucking lonely.

“Speak to a professional. Because I’m worried about you and I don’t know how else to help.”

He was basically having a hard time with the adjustment. I just kept telling him he needed to get out and meet people.

My experience with undergraduate business majors is that many (most?) of them just don’t fucking care about business. They’re bored by the degree and its coursework. Very few of them are genuinely interested in and excited by entrepreneurship or accounting or human resource management. They’re doing it because they…

You’re right on, except for the 11 years part. The organizational and/or educational leadership crew would never put up with it taking that long for them to get a diploma-mill degree. Instead, it will be an accelerated, low-residency doctoral program (read: very little work, just send us the checks) that doesn’t…

This is still my all time favorite and god I am old

I don’t even read The Onion, but at least I know this one:

If “you” sold them for anywhere near the advertised price, I’d have bought one. But when they came out they were “$53k” and then the only model you could actually buy was the “Launch Edition” at $75k+. If I had the extra $20k to spend, it would have put me in price range of so many more, better options!

It comes with a crappy auto trans, thats why its not sold ouy

Sorry, been used a bit more recently.

I have never heard a white person use “uppity” except in TV/Movies.

For a second I wasn’t sure whether you were adding to Damon’s list or calling him those. 

fragile masculinity is threatened by wiping “like a chick”.

Drug dealer (Interestingly enough, not drug addict. Perhaps because drug addict implies a passivity and victimhood that drug dealer does not.)

Uppity.

Conversely, I never understood back-to-front; do you want shit on your balls? How do you even get your arm to move that way comfortably?

Or, those people are moochers who want other people to supplement the cost of their extravagant meal. I’m not at all afraid to call people out on that. I pay for what I eat and drink. That’s it. I’m a healthy eater, so my meals and drinks are usually cheaper. (no apps, a salad, limited drinks and no dessert.)

Or, those people are moochers who want other people to supplement the cost of their extravagant meal. I’m not at all afraid to call people out on that. I pay for what I eat and drink. That’s it. I’m a healthy eater, so my meals and drinks are usually cheaper (no apps, a salad, limited drinks and no dessert.)

An option to consider in lieu of getting together for dinner is to get together for dessert or coffee instead. It’s less $ and desserts tend to be more closely priced, so an even split isn’t and inequitable.

Do not buy. These are garbage. Look at his posture in the sitting position! That’s terrible for you! The intent of the standing desk is to be able to sit and stand throughout the day. Also, many people need to write on their desks as well.

Do not buy. These are garbage. Look at his posture in the sitting position! That’s terrible for you! The intent of…