10/10 Would hit it while listening to Ace of Base.

I’m ready for Sebastian Stan as Jeff Gillooly to give me confusing sexual urges.

Glad you noticed my favorite part of this post :)

Is Anna Friel wearing a dead bird as a hat, or is she being attacked by an angry pigeon?

GET ‘EM CONSTANCE!

Constance Wu is a badass. Doing the thing your conscience tells you is right even if it could hurt you (career-wise, in this case) is honorable and beautiful and I am really impressed by her speaking up. I also agree with her re: Casey Affleck. What a turd.

For me it was Shallow Grave. So good. I highly recommend you seek it out.

Ewan in Velvet Goldmine - there simply are no words for that level of sexy. Then, in a totally opposite way, Ewan in Down With Love and Salmon Fishing in the Yemen. Who else has redefined sexy as a druggy glam rocker, a 60s swingin’ playboy, and a lovable nerdy scientist?

I first fell in love with him in Trainspotting (I’m old, so my first celeb crush was Shawn Cassidy, but I digress). A guy who can manage to look hot while playing a heroin addict has got something special. He’s a wonderful man in real life, too.

DC’s best sign:

I’m marching in Boston this weekend. SO PROUD to be part of a communal voice this weekend.

The only acceptable male cameo.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

THANK YOU! I did not like La La Land. It was slow, too long, and not particularly engaging. I was bored.

I saw “La La Land” about 24 hours ago and have steadily grown angrier/more irritated the more I think about it. It really made no sense, but not in a fun, whimsical way. More in a too many plot holes and bizarre character motivations way. And the songs were mostly boring.

Or just an incredibly difficult way to find out that snowboarding was the correct choice.

She is a treasure. I still don’t understand why she gets shit on for being her fabulous self while that deranged monster Ramona dances away scot free every time!

I’m not surprised. It has pieces of walnut shells. It was the only scrub I could find in Amman, and, so every time I use it, now, I get a hit of sandstorm and tea with anise.

You can’t win if you don’t play.

A good rule of thumb to live by: never put anything you find in Times Square inside your body.