I love going to the movies alone and have since I broke up with an ex who used to repeatedly ask me to explain what just happened or what someone said, etc. If he ever just stfu and paid attention he’d know.

I’ve always considered Leonard Cohen’s own version of Hallelujah to be one of the worst.

It is a special stupid that enjoys and pays money for a cappella.

Thank you! I’m slowly, but surely, throwing my fucks away. Hopefully soon, I will have none left to give.

No one is judging you. Do it! I’m a single lady and I do stuff by myself all the time. It’s pretty liberating to give no fucks.

I prefer going to the movies alone, too. I can choose whatever damn time I want to see the movie, I can get there as early as I want, and I don’t have to listen to someone yammer in my ear or ask questions.

Braless is the way to live.

It’s also one of my favourite things.

I also like going to the movies alone, because other people talk and steal my popcorn.

Never watched KUWTK but a spin-off where Rob, Scott and Kanye get a bachelor pad together could be somethin’. Lamar can drop around from time to time just to chill. And they’ll occasionally plot epic pranks against Tyga, like sending “agents” to reposess his stuff and tipping off TMZ.

That sketch was accurate, too. I personally spend two hours every morning at the Dunkin’ in Porter Square violently assaulting yuppie scum who think they’re better than me as they get outta their cahs! They ain’t better than me!

Being a tolerable human and being a YouTube “star” are absolutely mutually exclusive criteria.

News outlets are interviewing most of the fellow passengers and most of them back up the airline - most state that he was yelling (yes, in Arabic), pumping his fist in the air and generally causing a scene. So...at this point, I’m inclined to believe the airline. Between the others passengers and his history....yeah.…

Schwartz when asked:

It’s Friday, I’m barely working, and I have the time and the thick skin needed to throw out this statement:

Ugh. So very attracted to this man at all the weird twists and turns of his life.

Yeah, I’m trying to put this one together. Like, wouldn’t that be eggplant parm?

Action movie idea: all stunts performed by cats who look nothing like the person they’re doubling for. Might be hard to follow the plot, but I think it would be worth it.