Here’s the side and front teasers with some color curves adjusted:

I think the funniest part of the Mercedes Illuminated star is that you can only get it if you cheap out on options that really matter, like adaptive cruise and automatic emergency braking. You are literally making your MB shittier from the factory for the sake of adding the “look at me” emblem.

This. Not that it looks at all helpful or necessary.

This gen Camry. Probably with an Uber decal on the rear window. Good luck with that!

I want an F1 car that’s powerful like a gorilla, but soft and yielding like a Nerf football. And when they gun the engine I want it to sound like the WORLD is coming to an end.

If you want the flavor, chocolate and crunch of a butterfinger but want to avoid the stale mouth distroying shards of peanut glass that comes from a stale BF I suggest you try butterfinger peanutbutter cups. They have the same flavor and a crunch in the cup but stay pretty much perfect.

Last season they showed the races on ESPN with zero commercials. That is basically for free if you watch any other type of Motorsport that requires a TV package

For 50k I’m picking up a brand new Corvette before any of those.

The only reason you and I are here is because of unsecured loads.

I don’t know about anyone else, but when I drive in a high risk situation at high speeds on a public road, I barely grasp the wheel at all. Two hand usage is overrated

Is the story here road rage? Or the crew cab with the license plate “BEEZZZZ”?!?!

I like pleasure spiked with pain and getting tossed from Lakers games. 

LOL, someone clearly doesn’t actually look after a baby.

I just laid a 24'x60' gravel driveway with my 4month old daughter in a wrap style carrier.  I love baby wearing 

I’m so confused by your rambling.

Can we rename it the “dead to me” pedal? Thanks.

“We can say that the sport automatic delivers the absolutely best performance possible from the new 330i and M340i sedans.”

Here is the room containing all of the repo truck drivers that care about such things

I thought he misspelled “crap,” then noticed the “a” — but crap works too (or “butt-crap works too”).

It was definitely this man’s unlocky day.