It’s not a clown shoe. That term refers to the somewhat unusual shape of the Coupe body, not the M3 underpinnings.

Wholeheartedly agree. Related, the fact that I know how to properly adjust my mirrors places me in the 85th percentile of all American drivers with just that one weird trick.

I suddenly realize that I haven’t been seeing those commercials, and I would remember, because I hate them so very, VERY much. I wonder if someone in marketing said “Hey, we better not be putting groups of people standing next to one another on air right now, or we’ll have all kinds of internet sleuths measuring…

Seconded.

Decade and a half without any attempt at restoration. Huge bills to do so. Let’s take a look at how much return we might get on that investment:

You have to have a serious amount of disposable cash to park a $110,000 car in any location in which it can get door dings.

I...have already used that excuse this year.

DAMMIT!!!

I’m a hip dude with disposable income who appreciates fashion and I will never spend another dime on Rag and Bone clothing because those fuckers did this. It’s been five years and I think about this commercial once a month. Fuckers.

What I wouldn’t give to own a garage for cars like this. Alas...

EVEN MORE NOT HELPING

Golf R. If there could be an R400 concept for the street, I think you could get 600 for a race car, putting those ponies down through all four wheels.

I have been trying VERY hard to ignore the homologated Volvo 242 Turbo with it’s flat nose and intercooler since I first learned of it and this is NOT HELPING.

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I...think “Inside Out” is a bop. I’ve got time for a wailed “Tie me to the bedpost!” They did a great acoustic version on one of the the annual year-end “Just Passin’ Thru“ CDs that used to be put out by WHFS which, if you know, you know.

Since the snow would have been shoved up against his tailpipe first as the plow went by, and since he would have been in a bubble under the snow I think if his engine had run he might have eaten a lot of carbon monoxide. That broken belt may have saved his life.

Your Dad  is a LEGEND

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User name checks out.

They really aren’t especially “She.” I drive 30 miles of Interstate every evening and spot at least 3 of these drivers each night. I look, and these drivers are every possible demographic. NHTSA needs to mandate that either dashlights don’t come on with DRLs, or that taillights do. This needs to become a Jalopnik…