It’s so good! It’s like reading a trilogy or so of incredibly weird fantasy. It’s got a save function? Play when you can? I have little ones, my play time is usually less than an hour a day so it's going to last *checks average play time* six months? 

I am poking around in Subnautica, and spent three hours of insomnia last night designing anime vampires in Code Vein's character creator. I'm not sure I even need a game to be attached? Once I get bored with that it'll be a coin flip between Planescape Torment and Outer Worlds. Might dip back in and try to remember…

That one's going on the Switch Lite so the kids don't catch wise 

Comrade Random Child is wise and we must make a world where the rich are chopped fine enough for them to consume. 

It’s weird I can SEE that there are words after “Baldur’s Gate” but they won’t resolve into anything that makes sense.

Look I know it’s a chart and all but that really was some Silent Hill shit there for a while. "I got this weird letter... I don't know who it's from it just says '85176 or you'll die' ha ha well I guess time to go to Demon Town for a vacation wonder why they call it that anyway oh well" 

Yes I KNOW why I just want the other thing DAD ok fine I'll buy it and do another end to end play through 

Tease! I literally gasped hoping it was Pillars of Eternity 2 finally getting a release date but no. * sighs *

So the GOP is 100% fine with people ignoring House subpoenas and lying under oath to the House but have a screaming meltdown when Pelosi violates a House rule about not calling a racist a racist. Hmm.

“Every single conservative is acting like this and I don’t want to be remembered as propping up a party of racist shitheads so....oh I know let's just say, absent of any evidence at all, that conservatives just aren't like this, actually! That'll work!"

100% agree I think we tried it once and then stuck with just jointly strategizing through the single player campaign. Back in the Long Long Ago, before your "balance" came to rule

I had a friend who had this thing, we played a lot of Dungeon Explorer very very badly. I don’t know if we ever actually made it anywhere but we sure tried!

“No cause for alarm" from this administration makes me goddamned terrified. If they are so worried they're standing on the (virtual) porch volunteering that everything is fine we, they, or both, are seriously fucked. 

I just realized it's Hitman with an optional boss fight... If you can sneak in you might be able to slip by or assassinate the level's inquisitor, if there is one... If you tip them off, be too obvious, get caught on camera, use too many loud force powers, you have a fight on your hands. Reminds me of Deus Ex, which…

I just stressed about it til I got the master sword and then swung away with that most of the time. 

Yeah the Obi-Wan Death Star infiltration is the big inspiration here. Dude was a ghost until Vader showed up. 

Hitman: Jedi Knight. No wait hear me out!

This looks real good? Previous Watchdogs games never did it for me but this has me seriously hooked. 

Now I just need to find someone to run Descent into Avernus for me... 

I. Want. A. Slime. Buddy.