Take your filthy star. I acknowledge its a rape joke and I can’t help but say in context you’ve earned a star and a slap in either order. Well done, burn in hell, <3 u, etc

Serious kudos on the phrase "whap their baps out" it really just nails the tone in a satisfying linguistic way. 

I’m trying to think of a more date rape drug name than lust dust and drawing a blank. 

I don’t Overwatch but this question has been bugging me: they do all these short films that expand the universe, fill in the story in clever ways, and build an interesting world. How then do they justify all these characters dying in every battle? Is there ever any justification in the fiction or just ludonarrative…

Yup. I keep forgetting it exists, rightfully so, and then it takes a minute. "Oh town building, I like that in games, what is this Kingdom Come game why does that sound familiar? OH YEAH ITS RACIST GARBAGE" and then I have to say fuck you Kingdom Come all over again. Which frankly is fairly satisfying so call it a…

Do we still feel the need to report on this racist garbage? 

1) absolutely you interview them. And then ask questions and perform an interview. You don't tousle a racist's hair and giggle, you maybe ask why he's such a racist. 2) I'm so sorry you were duped into voting for such a racist con man. I hope you're researching your candidates better in the future! 

I would pay actual real money (as opposed to what these naive babies have collected) to watch the pitch meeting where these marshmallow soft amateurs try to sell the Mouse on this idea.

Yeah double fuck yourself Fallon. Of course you should feel bad. We hated it at the time, it’s not like the sort of man he is was a secret back in the distant past of 2016. We knew he was a monster and you did it anyway.

Let’s pretend for a moment that you’re right (you aren’t but whatever). I would ask why aren’t you outraged now? Even if what you are saying is 100% accurate, and, again, it is not, but even if that were entirely true, how does it make it better to say it’s been going on for a long time? If I’m following your argument…

I expect nothing less.

Hold on I need details: is this PROCEDURAL llama petting or just a canned animation?

Steve Martin must be banned from tournament play tho.

Wait a minute Daisy... Ridley... Rey confirmed playable in Smash Ultimate??

*finger guns* I’m sorry, my mistake buddy, carry on. I’ll just be over here working on my time machine. Got a couple of quick stops to make around November 2016, then it’s off to pick of a copy of Starfield’s DLC complete GOTY edition and a console to run it on.

Dunno I’m pretty hype for a co-op lady led shooter doing French resistance style stuff in occupied Paris. That looks outstanding.

Yeah I can see that... But at the same time independent studios go under with shocking regularity. Even big ones. It might stifle the studios, but it might not. What it does mean is they get some guarantees about survival. I dunno it could be bad but from the studio’s standpoint who knows, maybe it was sell or crash.…

Wow. Five new studios and a re-comittment to exclusives that’s as clear a “oops we fucked up let’s fix it” as I’ve heard from a major platform

Play New Vegas. And the mods after all this time are sure to be absolutely stellar. Also, make a new save and then lob a nuke at Caesar’s head when you meet him face to face. It’s clearly not the intended path of that storyline but it feels very, very, VERY good.

Still haven’t carved out time to olaey AC Origins, but I did buy it so the kidlet could run around in discovery mode. She loves it and has added the word parkour to her vocabulary. I’m actually looking forward to Ancie t Greece, this sounds like a good move for the series.