Your mom saw it coming last night.

Why does this article exist?

Are Marvel the Thought Police now? Can you not be negative on Twitter anymore? Do you have to stay completely neutral about fucking neo-Nazis?

what style labia do you have?

Seriously?

How did all these Kavanaugh suckups get out of the grays? It’s satire on the man’s over the top unhinged performance. It’s funny because everyone who is not Trump who tries to pull this angry white man bullshit looks like a flaming nut job deserving to be laughed at. Yeah. So is Trump but its not an act with him. Havin…

#opinions The Vita is great, and I’m very glad I bought one last year, but I will always prefer the N3DSXL as a dedicated handheld gaming console. There’s nothing quite like playing Super Mario 3D Land with glasses-free 3D on a N3DS. Everything you can do on a Vita, you can also do on a Switch. Except play…

Your list gave me chills.

I think it was Roy Moore’s horse who wrote the statement.

I can't really be happy about this. It's a pathetic end to a wonderful character, all thanks to Roseanne Barr's vileness. And I guarantee she still doesn't believe she's to blame for it.

He’s right, you know.

Nah, he/she’s right

Fuck that shithead. Fuck youtubers. Fuck social media. Fuck the culturally corrupt country.

You know when you’re in the middle of reaching for something on the top shelf, and your friend’s on the floor looking for their contact lens, but your other friend is trying to squeeze past you because it’s a narrow room? But the second these three scenarios overlap is when someone decides to snap a pic and post it to…

My question is what narrative sequence (or, rather, narrative sequencing fuckery) was required to get those characters into that pose in the first place?

Like, how do you arrive at a point where you’re effectively straddling two people, one of whom is reaching -completely around his own body and both of your legs- from…

Are smug pieces of shit like Jimmy Kimmel going to call Jonah Hill fat on the press tour for this too even though he’s clearly lost a ton of weight?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Sort of agree. I tried playing Fortnite for the first time today, and I swear, every single player in there had a name like “BroheimJenkinsStreams.”

Too late.

Too late.