I was beat by a nunchuck user in a day 1 Brawl tournament a decade ago. No joke.

I was beat by a nunchuck user in a day 1 Brawl tournament a decade ago. No joke.

Listing your pets as a family member is straight up weird.

Fuck your entire life.

Fuck your entire life.

I can't stop crying.

Don’t you have some triple-A game thats advertised everywhere to be playing?

I could have told you before anything you even replied that the game would be too hard for you to understand.

Stupid shit babbled by an ignorant moron.

Maimai 

Sorry but it’s role.

God I fucking hate you so much.

Someone needs to punch you really hard in the face.

Wow!

You’re automatically the best poster in this thread simply for mentioning Duckman.

I really didn’t need any more reasons to hate children.

lol

The way you speak to people makes you sound like a piece of shit garbage person.

Yeah I’m such a moron for considering a game to be a game.

That isn’t something someone as insignificant as you gets to decide.

Uh you realize you’re posting on an article about a newly announced Valve game, right?

Yes as a gay man my #1 priorities are being noticed by the opposite sex.