He’s actually just three little kids standing on top of one another wearing a big cloak, and the middle kid was sick that day.

Sorry, man: I’m thinking Humperdoo.

That’s one of the things that kind of bothered me is that we’ve never really had a “commoner” voice on the show, especially in King’s Landing. As Tyrion said, there’s a million (?) people there, and it’s hard to get a read on what they’re like. They’ve gone through a bunch of kings and had their Sept blown up sky…

I think the time rush really hurt the season and we really felt it during the last two or three episodes. I would never understand the reasoning behind it. GoT is still popular, the ratings are still high, we waited seven damn years for some of these plotlines and characters to converge, why the hell would they rush…

I will admit that I cheered when Theon got kicked in the balls, and then smirked at his attacker.

They needed to show a montage recap of Baelish scenes while Sansa narrated and cool jazz played in the background. Every now and then, you would see that Lord Royce was lurking in a corner. Him and Arya would make eye contact and slide their finger down their nose to one another.

I’m still confused as to why Sansa and Arya had that privately threatening scene last week if they were conspiring all along. If I wasn’t stuck in the grays due to this awful redesign maybe somebody would explain for me, but alas.

God, that whole plot line was so contrived. WHAT THE FVCK WAS THE POINT OF THE ARYA vs SANSA SCENE FROM LAST WEEK? Why did they have a fight? Was Littlefinger ALWAYS watching them? I hate it so so so so so so so much.

I read that may be the case, too, but even if they’re each 10 minutes longer on average, at most that’s like the same length of this season, at best. Just seems like there’s going to be a lot to squeeze in (still need Cleganebowl!).

Yes, but that’s pretty much the problem with all fantasy books/shows/whatever. They are very fundamentally bought into the concept of racial/familial lineages. They sort of fake skirt their way around this by championing underdogs, but the underdogs are almost always shown to be the “true” superior in the end.

I am the aunt.

THE AWESOME: JON/DANY becoming canon (I waited so damn long for this!!!!), Stark sisters UNITED, Jaime finally waking the freak up, Theon growing a pair, and of course, ICE DRAGON VISERION.

White privilege

Good news! The parts of Alexander Hamilton’s life that involved radical Islam and FBI surveillance have been cut from the play as well.