That’s the nerdiest, most awkward human movement I’ve ever seen.

But why did I think that was Phil Spencer?

OK, I don’t mean to break the chain here, but that was just awesome.

Does anyone else find the game art somewhat ... provocative?

This just gets me really excited about his next game, whatever it will be.

Not one of these guys again. You know ... 4 planets does not mean 4 maps. If that were the case, pretty much every FPS has 1 map.

You’re right. And all art should be in color. Scratch that, all art should be sculpture only, but in color. Black and white photography is lazy. Pencil drawing is lazy; they should be painting. Dude, what’s up with simplicity? Anything artistically simple is lazy. Van Gogh? Lazy. He should have detailed it better.…

Oh, you’re so right. Those belong in the article. I demand a re-review.

Picked up the relationship edition. Too many microtransactions.

That’s not “the way it should be” when the games get their length from busy work, meaningless tasks and hordes of identical enemies. If the activities advance the story or your understanding of the skill system, it’s all good. Otherwise, just let me move on to another game, for Christ’s sake.

Somebody should make a “Top 5 MarioMaker Levels” contest here: playjnl.com.

First thing’s first. You got a BF?

ReCore, though?