They are only good to scrape your shin on.

I want a mod that makes one headlight droopy and squinty so my car will look like Forest Whittaker

Jesus Christ, it’s like you’ve NEVER seen a movie before.

The starters in those things shit the bed the SECOND there is a disaster.

If you don’t know what year it is, better lay off the crack, son.

There aren’t many red wagons on the road, and far fewer of them are SAABs. I doubt I’ll ever see another on on the road, which makes me a bit sad.

It’s yellow.

Here are some stickers for the button blanks...

Nice to see Sato win, even though I still see him as a crashaholic from his former F1 days. Nice to see a Honda engine actually win a race for once, their performance the past couple of years has been beyond embarrassing.

I thought about that too. How does this work?

“Does Romo have a Hall of Fame case?” 

This is a damn solid answer. Not every engine is a piece of shit to change the plugs or whatever normal stuff on, but I’ve never had to dig out a heater core that wasn’t designed there by a sadistic asshole.

THIS.

Dat Gated Shifter, tho.

I’d start with a white Countach so I could do cocaine off the wing. That’s what you do with Fuck You Money.

TPML is my big-butt girlfriend has an idea.

“Just the tip.”

Maybe use black spray paint.......

"Oh, this measly little fence? No problem, I'll just drive right throuAAGAUGHFFFFFTTBT"