Ha! Eat shit, Elon!

You sir, are doing God’s work.

It was just a concept, but the Volvo Tundra was pretty cool. I especially like how the offset grille, driver’s side mirror, and single wiper all fight each other for attention.

Can’t help but think...maybe the response truck that rolled directly up to Dixon’s trashed car at a high rate of speed should take an approach line that would allow it to pass by the car in event of brake failure, driver error, etc. It would be an enormously shitty day to survive a spectacular accident like that…

Enterprise still does the $9.99 weekend special, but now you can get a sweet 2016 Hyundai Elantra that has a real automatic transmission (not the CVT crap in every Nissan), is relatively quick, can get 40 mpg on flat highway at 80 mph, and quite frankly is a pretty damn good car. Even the interior is well put…

-The best way to do it would be to take it to Long Island, where a friend of mine said I could use his parents’ garage. The only problem is that the main route to Long Island takes somewhere between three and four highways.-

I’ll see your Tracer and raise you a shitbox supreme 1992 Topaz.

Agreed...we are after all, talking about the same general public that is prone to mixing up the goddamned gas and brake pedal in certain situations. Yes, those devices that have been in the same place for the last forever amount of years.

Delete the cheesy badging, shifter ball, and wheels...then install a set of BBS Turbos, hideaway exhaust, classier euro-spec front fascia, and we’re in business.