So you’re saying the cops shouldn’t spray high school kids with pepper spray when there are other people in the world that deserve it more?

This will be a fascinating 30 For 30 someday.

Says the guy who was outraged at tennis reporters’ descriptions of a car accident

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

you park that thing like a BMW

i’ve been climbing for over 18 years and you are an idiot.

That’s ridiculously false. Miata, Lancer, WRX, NSX, etc. There’s a ton of Japanese cars being worshipped here.

Hey friends,

Not to mention, why the hell is The D.E.N.N.I.S. System so low?! And Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass. ROCK FLAG & EAGLE!!!!!!!!

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.