This article is Karen central.

Brian Houston, and his father and family and that cult they formed, are scum. Absolute scum.

Yep. This article is using the term incorrectly and contributing to the misuse of what used to be an important word to describe a specific situation.

This is part of why we don’t go to church. It’s filled with groomers and pedophiles and sycophants desperate to protect them so they can feel superior for forgiving an abuser. I choose to protect my child from predators and ensure he’s only exposed to more wholesome and accountable communities like the LGBTQ+…

How do I hate this article? Let me count the ways.

Stupid is all there is left so go with it, I guess?

High IQ stupid people???

These high IQ stupid people walk around with ziplock bags of kale that they can eat to give them energy,” Kennedy said. “If you want to eat kale, that’s up to you. I don’t eat kale. You know why? Kale tastes to me like I’d rather be fat.”

I also think that early on last week, the couple really tried to push the “we were already separated” and “we didn’t hook up until November” angle. But as the week went on it became pretty clear that nobody was buying that their marriages both just “happened” to implode in August. They were clearly having an affair,…

I would think their key demographic is stay-at-home moms who might not view adultery and married co-workers having an affair as favourably as the author tried to and not who they want hosting their morning entertainment. The journalist adage of “report the story, don’t become the story”. Any spike in ratings would…

My hot take that no one asked for:

“The sketches, overall, seemed to be single idea stretched out.”

Finished the show and genuinely surprised how torn I am on it. I mean I liked it, thought the final reveal was a superb one that elevated the show on a fundamental level for me and I was left intrigued to anything that may follow. Additionally the show is absolutely beautifully shot, had several breathtaking scenes…

What could have been...

At some point after its death but before its stuffed corpse was put on public display the bear was owned by country music legend and cocaine afficionado Waylon Jennings.

I’m not an attorney, but I have graduated from multiple Law & Order franchise marathons over the last 20 years.

This sounds fast with almost no prep time needed. Right up my alley for a lazy mid-week cold weather meal that’s still very satisfying.

Seriously, I miss every song being performed. I swear it’s possible to hand out all 23 awards, do the 5 songs, and have the In Memoriam and be out at three hours on the dot if you lose all the extra “Bruce Vilanch humor stopped being funny 35 years ago” stuff in between. Streamline it for the stuff we’re here for.

All methods are wrong. Stick those leftover slices in the freezer ASAP. The next day (or whatever), stick them in a 450⁰ oven for 6-7 minutes or run them through a toast cycle in your toaster oven. They will taste perfectly fresh and not dry or stale.

Everything Everywhere All At Once is currently my movie of the decade, and I can totally see it not being topped by anything in the next 7 years. Ke Huy Quan’s acceptance speech is god damn wholesome, he’s so gracious and humble.